🌿 Calm The F*** Down | Organic Night-Time Sleep Tea
Calm The F*** Down is not a mass-produced product. It is an expert-level botanical sleep tea formulated by Donna Cleary, a Clinical Herbalist and Registered Nurse with 13 years of experience at a Harvard teaching hospital. Her formulations draw on a hereditary Irish herbalism tradition documented to 1100 AD.
 
Why Choose Calm The F* Down?**
Whole-Plant Sleep Support: Skullcap, hops, chamomile, oatstraw, and stevia leaf — five botanicals traditionally used across cultures to calm, sedate, and relax the body and mind at bedtime, for a synergistic effect that single-ingredient products miss, long before modern research began to investigate why.
Non-Habit-Forming: Unlike conventional sleeping pills, these plants support the body's natural sleep process without dependency or morning grogginess.
Organic Quality: Every batch is hand-blended using organic components to ensure full potency and purity.
 
A Symphony of Botanicals
Skullcap: Traditionally valued in North American herbal practice as one of the most powerful nervine botanicals, known in herbal tradition to calm an overactive mind and support deep, restful sleep
Hops: Traditionally used in European herbal practice for its sedative properties, known in herbal tradition to ease tension and support the body's natural transition into sleep
Chamomile: One of the most beloved botanicals in herbal tradition across cultures, traditionally used to calm the nervous system, ease anxiety, and support restful sleep
Oatstraw: Traditionally valued for its deeply nourishing nervine properties, known in herbal tradition to soothe frayed nerves and support a calm, relaxed state at bedtime
Stevia Leaf: (Just a little bit.) This blend is savory, so we added a naturally sweet, plant-based alternative to sugar that makes this blend delicious without spiking blood sugar before bed
 
A Note from Donna
This tea is formulated to calm, sedate, and relax. Do not take it if you need to be alert and awake — it means business. Word on the street is that customers sleep straight through and wake up feeling great. You've been warned. 😊
 
Suggested Use
Steep 1 tablespoon in 1 cup of hot water for 20–30 minutes. Drink shortly before bed.
 
Caution: Use caution if you are taking antidepressants — skullcap and hops may interact with certain medications. Do not drive or operate machinery after drinking this tea. If you have allergies to any listed ingredients, do not use this product. Discontinue use immediately if an allergic reaction occurs. Consult your healthcare provider before use if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. ⚠️
 
1 oz bag — $25
 
***Need it quick? We have same-day delivery. For just $5 extra! Order by 4 pm and you'll have it by 7 pm. If you live within range of the shop, you'll find that option at checkout. Or you can order online and pick it up in the shop. We'll have it ready for you.
 
Google Reviews & Testimonials ✅
Dana: "It will knock you out and you don't wake feeling drowsy."
DJ: "I love the teas. They really work. I'll be back for more."
Murial: "The Calm the F** Down Tea is amazing. I recommend you take it lying down. Haha :))"*
Arron: "I slept straight through and woke up feeling great."
 
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Frequently Asked Questions
What herbs help with sleep? Herbalists have long turned to these herbs for sleep support.  This blend is designed to calm the nervous system and support deep, restful sleep naturally.
Are herbal sleep teas habit-forming? Unlike conventional sleeping pills, the botanicals in Calm The F*** Down support the body's natural sleep process without creating dependency. They work with your nervous system rather than overriding it, so you wake up feeling rested rather than foggy.
Can I take this tea if I am on antidepressants? Use caution if you are taking antidepressants. Skullcap and hops may interact with certain medications. We recommend consulting your healthcare provider before use if you are on any prescription medications.
How long before bed should I drink this tea? Steep for 20–30 minutes, then drink shortly before getting into bed. Murial's advice is sound — we recommend taking it lying down. 😊
 
Disclaimer
The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from healthcare practitioners. Please consult your healthcare professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.